"Colonialism is when bees bust their asses to make honey but all the bottles look like bears!"

Kim Crosby’s Facebook page(which quoted me yesterday!)

Holy shit, best quote fucking ever, holy shit.

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OMFG I don’t LOL often but Goddamn.

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Perfect analogy is perfect.

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yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

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